I’d like to introduce everyone to my girlfriend…Her name is Cottage Cheese. She likes cold temperatures and is a little chunky. She’s not a good listener because she has no ears. I hid our relationship out of fear. I thought I’d be judged. Cottage Cheese doesn’t care if she is judged because she can’t perceive what “judging” means.
I am introducing her to you now because I just listened to John Mayer’s song “Say What You Need to Say”.
Here we are today.
Christmas ’10. I remember right after this picture was taken, Cottage Cheese surprised me with a Rolls Royce car. Yippee!
Our 2011 winter greeting card. After this photo was taken, we both fell off the ledge.
Me practicing my piano. Cottage Cheese not listening. Beautiful view.
A little PDA in a breakfast joint in Hilton Head, South Carolina. Cottage got really jealous when I ordered waffles.
How we met.
Our “song” [the one I’ll be dancing to at our wedding] is Stacie Orrico’s “Stuck” The lyrics that best describes the relationship is, “I hate you, but I love you. I can’t stop thinking of you”.