Today is National Appreciate Your Own Hand Day [NAYOHD]. Our hands are hard workers. They should be acknowledged.
I refer to my hand as “it” because it is neither a boy nor a girl. It is a hand!
To show my appreciation, I took it on a trip to Times Square in NYC!
My hand wasn’t excited. I work in Times Square. I am here every day. This is old news for my hand. It was bored.
The truth is, the day snuck up on me. I didn’t remember it was NAYOHD until I was on the bus already on my way to work. I didn’t appreciate my hand until an hour and a half after I woke up. It’s like spending the afternoon with your best friend on her birthday and forgetting it was her birthday.
I knew my hand was really insulted when it slapped me in the face.
To make it up to my hand, I am taking both hands out tonight to an expensive dinner. To let my hands relax, I’m going to eat my food like a dog. Actually, I’m going to eat my food like a lady cat. They have better table manners. My hands can relax. Later in the night, we are going finger painting!
I typed this blog entry with my nose.
How are you going to appreciate your hand?