I found out that not only can I float, but I can fly. I can’t move anywhere yet, just sort of swim in air.
My back was really sore the day after this.
I levitate over my dog to protect her. Human levitation shows the neighborhood dogs how powerful I am.
Levitation is SO convenient for cleaning hard to reach spots, like the top of this china closet. I was really focused in this picture because there was a dust buildup in the trunk of my mother’s ceramic elephant.
My mom has been levitating for years. She does it as she measures the width of a freshly baked cupcake.
I’m going to go pretend to be Sabrina the Teenage Witch. Good Night.