My dog stuffed herself with food this holiday season. She grew seven times her normal body size.
I caught her sneaking cookies, cupcakes, pies, crab dip and whole chickens. She even got into the barrel of glazed donuts we keep in the backyard.
Poor thing. I can sense she is self-conscious. She wouldn’t make eye contact with me the entire night.
Look how small she used to be.
I once almost vacuumed her up.
This blog entry is a metaphor for the weight I gained this holiday season, starting before Thanksgiving.