This is my softball team. I am dressed in the orange lady-shorts.
We are called the MTV Promosexuals.
The team consists of writers, producers, directors, editors, and interns for the MTV Promos department.
We are all in relationships with the Promos. It’s a department requirement.
I’m in a relationship with a :30 Episodic. An episodic is a commercial that promotes a show weekly.
We won our game last night.
The first game we’ve won in two years.
We played a travel agency who claims to be the one of the “leading experts in travel”.
According to the team captain Chris [guy holding the bat in the front row with his finger pointed to his right cleat], we “booked them a one-way ticket to Loserville.”
I hope they get Frequent Flyer Miles!