Pizza Cookie Dough

The night before the Superbowl, my sister tasked me with one chore to do before she got home the next day. Take out the three bags of pizza dough from the fridge to thaw for cooking later that night. I don’t have a good memory. And have no talent in preparing food. So I was proud of myself when, that morning, I remembered to take out the pizza dough. I put the frozen dough on a plate atop the stove.

I picked up my sister. We went shopping. Hours passed. We arrived home. “I took out the dough,” I told her pointing to the plate. I felt proud. Knowing that my actions aided in our pizza dinner being prepared on time.

“Are you joking,” she responded, “That’s cookie dough.”

I dropped to the ground screaming, “Why?!?!”.

2 thoughts on “Pizza Cookie Dough

  1. There’s a lesson to be learned here. Next time, aim the iPhone that’s hermetically sealed to your hand, shoot a picture of the three bags of dough in your apparently dough-filled refrigerator, send the image to her (via text, email, or carrier pigeon) with the caption, “Are these the bags?”

Leave a Reply

Fill in your details below or click an icon to log in: Logo

You are commenting using your account. Log Out /  Change )

Google photo

You are commenting using your Google account. Log Out /  Change )

Twitter picture

You are commenting using your Twitter account. Log Out /  Change )

Facebook photo

You are commenting using your Facebook account. Log Out /  Change )

Connecting to %s

%d bloggers like this: