My clone sure does enjoy doing morning stretches.
“Love doing my straaatches!” she tells me. She pronounces the word “stretch”, “stratch” with an elongated “a”.
“Gotta do my straaatches!”
It is embarrassing.
What will co-workers think of her alternative body moves when they walk by?
My neck hurts from crooked sleep.
I could use a straaatch.
I mean, stretch.