THIS SUMMER I:
Met Jay-Z and Justin Timberlake.
Got a new hair-do:
Was featured on an episode of MTV’s True Life: I Have Four Eyes.
Traveled the country with doing a vaudville sister-act. The whole act was just that we looked funny. The show failed miserably.
Vacationed with my triplet sisters at the Jersey Shore.
Hung out with a cat who had its head through a piece of bread.
Met my biological father. Who happens to be a rabbit. I still love him.