I met my friend Tom in midtown Manhattan this morning at Speedy’s cafe. To plan our monthly comedy variety show. Called Major Babe Time. The cafe could be called Speedy’s because the quick food service. Or because maybe the place is owned by Speedy Gonzalez. The tiny cartoon mouse known for being “The fastest mouse in all of Mexico.” During […]
I am sitting in the recliner in the den of my house watching Homeland. Homeland is a suspense filled television show on SHOWTIME. Starring Claire Danes as Bipolar CIA agent Carrie Mathison. She is obsessed with Sergeant Brody who is both a decorated war hero and a threat to America. Wow! I’m on episode 7 […]
Is there anything better in the world than light iced coffee in the morning? The answer to that question is yes, of course there is. I enjoy the taste of coffee and have an emotional connection to it after it saved my life in ’06. However, there are things in the world better than light […]
That’s it. You’ve had enough chances. That’s the last straw… The joke above isn’t mine, but this man’s. [this is a message to all you haters who say I steal my jokes] His name is Martin and he runs our floor’s graphics department. I snapped a photo of him arriving to work but forgot the […]
Here is a little experiment to show you what I am like before and after I drink coffee. Before: It is 10:32am and I am at work. I feel tired. I got up and almost fell asleep five times on the bus. I didn’t want to leave the bus and getting out I was a […]
Close your eyes, Starbucks, what you’re about to see isn’t pretty. Listen, it’s not you, it’s me. I just can’t afford you anymore. You don’t make me feel good about myself. You overpower for me. All I do is give give give and you just take take take. You’ll always have a place in my […]
Here is a picture of me from the past 60 days I have been working. [click to enlarge] Sometimes I look happy while holding James Patterson books. Sometimes I look sad. Sometimes I drink coffee. Here is one of the first pictures I took while working. Here is the most recent. [a year later] Goodbye.
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