Post-Hurricane NJ SHORE and a Female Deer

Visited my college friend Matt this past weekend in Ocean Township, NJ. NJ is an abbreviation for the state of New Jersey. PS is an abbreviation for plaid shirts. HWBWSO is an abbreviation for holding water bottles with sunglasses on. I watched Matt through the mirror for one hour. We drove a minutes away to […]

One Ominous Evening.

I went for a run last night on the boardwalk at 8pm. As I picked up my keys and grabbed my wallet, my sister told me to “only run where there are people around.” I replied by saying, “God I’m not that anti-social. JEEZE. I’ll do whatever you want. Just get off my back”. She […]