AMAZING Crab Dip Recipe!

Here is a the recipe for an amazing salty, crabby, and cream cheesey crab dip, my favorite food. [serves up to 10 people]: Ingredients: 4 8oz. cartons of cream cheese 2 heaping tbsp mayonnaise 2 tbsp Dijon mustard 3 dashes of worcestershire sauce 2 cans of crab meat Directions: Preheat oven to 350 degrees. Soften the creamcheese […]

Eat, Pray, Love, Have a Nightmare

I walked by a man sitting on a bench today and he kept saying to me, “Hey B*tch…Hey B*tch…Hey B*tch”. I stopped, turned to him and said, “Are you talking to me”. He said, “Yeah B*tch”. “Ok”, I said. “Just wondering.” I slept very soundly last night and only woke up once at 7AM, falling […]

10 Healthy Tips for Eating.

I have fallen off Starbuck’s wagon once again and consumed a venti iced chai tea today. It put me in such a good mood. It’s funny how caffeine can do that to a person. It’s also funny how food can make humans fat. I like drinking chai tea every morning, but I’m certain that I […]