VINTAGE STORE FEARS

I met my friend Tom in midtown Manhattan this morning at Speedy’s cafe. To plan our monthly comedy variety show. Called Major Babe Time. The cafe could be called Speedy’s because the quick food service. Or because maybe the place is owned by Speedy Gonzalez. The tiny cartoon mouse known for being “The fastest mouse in all of Mexico.” During […]

I Spent My Halloween Weekend…

I spent my halloween weekend dressed as Uncle Sam… …watching the movie “Casper”. I enjoy watching this movie and hadn’t seen it in years. Christina Ricci plays a human girl. Casper plays a friendly, child ghost. The two go to touch hands… …but are unable to because he is made out of a cloud. He […]

Saturday with Matt

This past saturday, I visited my alma mater Fairfield University. It is located in Fairfield, Connecticut. I drove from Staten Island. Here is a step by step encounter the day. I straightened the ends of my hair at 10:30am. I did this in my sister’s bedroom. The room has two lamps and an illuminated ceiling […]

Mumford & Sons LAST USA Concert

**I just looked it up and Marcus Mumford, the main guy, was born on January 31, 1987. He is only my age!!! He is only 23!!! I thought he was older. Crazy. Last night I saw Mumford and Sons perform their last show on their USA tour at Terminal 5 in NYC. It was AWESOME. The […]

A Robbery During our Hike

I pulled out my notepad from my purse and discovered it had been destroyed. I filed a police report soon after the saw what happened. Only someone trying to sabotage my career would do such a thing to a writing pad where I kept my trivial ideas. I went hiking this past weekend with three […]

Eat, Pray, Love, Have a Nightmare

I walked by a man sitting on a bench today and he kept saying to me, “Hey B*tch…Hey B*tch…Hey B*tch”. I stopped, turned to him and said, “Are you talking to me”. He said, “Yeah B*tch”. “Ok”, I said. “Just wondering.” I slept very soundly last night and only woke up once at 7AM, falling […]

A Cupcake the Size of my Head

Here is me from the past 20 days. It’s weird how life just passes by and every day I come to work.  I have officially stopped drinking iced chai tea from Starbucks and started drinking orange juice [without pulp] Even saying the word pulp grosses me out and frankly, makes me feel embarrassed. The smallest […]