Here are 72 pictures of myself from the past few months. My co-worker, Anthony, says I am an ego-manic. I laugh in his face, but deep down I fear it is true. My Aunt Shirley was diagnosed with ego-mania in 1970. She died trying to snap a solo-shot of herself on top of a cliff. […]
Close your eyes, Starbucks, what you’re about to see isn’t pretty. Listen, it’s not you, it’s me. I just can’t afford you anymore. You don’t make me feel good about myself. You overpower for me. All I do is give give give and you just take take take. You’ll always have a place in my […]
I got to work early this morning and needed to go upstairs pick up a packet of papers. I took the stairs one floor up. The only way to get out of the stairwell is by using your ID card to swipe in. I entered the echoey vestibule and the heavy door slammed behind me. […]
I watched something that I didn’t think was funny on funnyordie.com. I’m scared.
My co-workers and I are watching Italy vs. Paraguay competing against one another for the 2010 World Cup title. I hear if you drink out of the world cup, you will have eternal life. That’s why it’s so competitive. This is Lenny. She is so excited to watch the 2010 World Cup. We are watching […]
Foggy, humid days are the best for my hair. I was alone at work when I took this picture. When the picture was developed I saw a ghost man in the background, looking as if he were in agony. I hope you find peace, sir. While laying in bed listening to torrential downpour this morning, I […]