Eat, Pray, Love, Have a Nightmare

I walked by a man sitting on a bench today and he kept saying to me, “Hey B*tch…Hey B*tch…Hey B*tch”. I stopped, turned to him and said, “Are you talking to me”. He said, “Yeah B*tch”. “Ok”, I said. “Just wondering.” I slept very soundly last night and only woke up once at 7AM, falling […]

2010 World Cup = ETERNAL LIFE

My co-workers and I are watching Italy vs. Paraguay competing against one another for the 2010 World Cup title. I hear if you drink out of the world cup, you will have eternal life. That’s why it’s so competitive. This is Lenny. She is so excited to watch the 2010 World Cup. We are watching […]