Reasons I still love living at home…

The reason I still love living at home. 1. My mom calls to tell me she’s going food shopping and asks if I want anything. 2. Halloween candy is miraculously provided, along with my favorite “Rainbow” Chips Deluxe cookies 3. Flannel sheets miraculously get put on my bed as the weather’s temperature drops 4. Utilities/food/rent are […]

Eat, Pray, Love, Have a Nightmare

I walked by a man sitting on a bench today and he kept saying to me, “Hey B*tch…Hey B*tch…Hey B*tch”. I stopped, turned to him and said, “Are you talking to me”. He said, “Yeah B*tch”. “Ok”, I said. “Just wondering.” I slept very soundly last night and only woke up once at 7AM, falling […]