I took my routine morning Photobooth self-portrait. The lens was tinted yellow. It is never tinted yellow. WHAT DOES THIS MEAN? I took another picture. The coloring returned to normal.
Working encompasses a large part of my life. Unless you are an anti-workist, it might encompass a large part of yours. I work 5 days a week in an office. Sometimes I work 6 days a week. Once I worked 8 days a week. I’m just kidding, what is this a Beatles song!?!? I’ve been […]
Last night I had a dream. Strike that, it was an absolute nightmare. In it, my 24-hour-old IPHONE 4 rested innocently in my pocket. I received a text from none other than country singer Martina McBride. As I was reading the text that said, “Follow Your Dreams, Girl,” the phone slipped from my grasp, crashing […]
Close your eyes, Starbucks, what you’re about to see isn’t pretty. Listen, it’s not you, it’s me. I just can’t afford you anymore. You don’t make me feel good about myself. You overpower for me. All I do is give give give and you just take take take. You’ll always have a place in my […]