It’s A Case!

Last night I had a dream. Strike that, it was an absolute nightmare. In it, my 24-hour-old IPHONE 4 rested innocently in my pocket. I received a text from none other than country singer Martina McBride. As I was reading the text that said, “Follow Your Dreams, Girl,” the phone slipped from my grasp, crashing […]

I Cheated on Starbucks with Dunkin Donuts 2011 edition.

Close your eyes, Starbucks, what you’re about to see isn’t pretty. Listen, it’s not you, it’s me. I just can’t afford you anymore. You don’t make me feel good about myself. You overpower for me. All I do is give give give and you just take take take. You’ll always have a place in my […]