Here are 5 photos of me. In a wig. In the basement of my house. Wearing plaid! Original Photo (pre-Photoshop):
Here are 5 photos of me. Wearing a wig. Holding flowers. Standing in the upstairs of my grandma’s house. Lookin’ like a creep! Original photo (pre-Photoshop):
Something weird happened last night. I was going through my security camera footage and found this image of a ghost-woman visiting me in my sleep. I wish she would have stayed longer because I would have invited her to my Thanksgiving party. I have so much food!
Took my scarecrow son to the doctor today. I love him so much!
THIS SUMMER I: Met Jay-Z and Justin Timberlake. Got a new hair-do: Was featured on an episode of MTV’s True Life: I Have Four Eyes. Traveled the country with doing a vaudville sister-act. The whole act was just that we looked funny. The show failed miserably. Vacationed with my triplet sisters at the Jersey […]
Nate gave a very passionate speech last night at our monthly Diane Keaton fan Club meeting. The speech was about fan mail persistency. We love you Diane! Please answer our fan mail!