WHAT AM I DOING WITH MY LIFE?

I am a production assistant/producer/writer for MTV On-Air Promos. My department makes promos (commercials) for MTV, MTV2, mtvU etc. For the past three and a half years, I have worked 5 days a week from 10a-6p. As of last week, I will only be working part time. Fridays from 10a-6p. This switch to part time […]

Minnie Mouse Brigade

    6 Minnie Mouse costumed individuals followed me 25 blocks on my walk to work today. Every time I turned around, they waved in unison. Their identical faces looked so happy. It made me happy.

Eat, Pray, Love, Have a Nightmare

I walked by a man sitting on a bench today and he kept saying to me, “Hey B*tch…Hey B*tch…Hey B*tch”. I stopped, turned to him and said, “Are you talking to me”. He said, “Yeah B*tch”. “Ok”, I said. “Just wondering.” I slept very soundly last night and only woke up once at 7AM, falling […]