72 Photos of Myself

Here are 72 pictures of myself from the past few months. My co-worker, Anthony, says I am an ego-manic. I laugh in his face, but deep down I fear it is true. My Aunt Shirley was diagnosed with ego-mania in 1970. She died trying to snap a solo-shot of herself on top of a cliff. […]

Interview With Jenny and her Shocking Apathy Towards Hansel and Gretel

It was just after 3:45pm on Monday afternoon, the first day of the work week, when I swiveled around in the chair in my cubicle. I was there working. I’m a Production Assistant at a television corporation in New York City. “Can I interview you for my blog?” I called to my cubicle-mate Jenny who […]


Happy Friday from me, my cell phone, my desk phone, my striped shirt and that white cardboard box behind me. I only work for one hour a day, therefore need assistance from a bunch of temps. Look at the pictures they left on my computer! It’s like so weird we all made the same poses. […]

It’s A Case!

Last night I had a dream. Strike that, it was an absolute nightmare. In it, my 24-hour-old IPHONE 4 rested innocently in my pocket. I received a text from none other than country singer Martina McBride. As I was reading the text that said, “Follow Your Dreams, Girl,” the phone slipped from my grasp, crashing […]

Makeup Your Mind

The only makeup I wear to work on a daily basis is mascara. I know what you are thinking, “Wait, you mean to tell me you are that beautiful and you only wear mascara? Not blush or foundation or lipstick?” Firstly, I would modestly look behind me towards the coffee maker to see if you […]