LOOK AT THIS BUBBLE GUM SKILL
I promise it is not photoshopped. I had to run down the hall to the bathroom after this photo because the bubble gum popped and got in my eyelashes.
Tag Archives: work
Headphones at Work
At work, I lean back and let my headphones support my head. Laziness at its finest.
Why won’t this mini dancing lady chef just go away?
72 Photos of Myself
Here are 72 pictures of myself from the past few months. My co-worker, Anthony, says I am an ego-manic. I laugh in his face, but deep down I fear it is true. My Aunt Shirley was diagnosed with ego-mania in 1970. She died trying to snap a solo-shot of herself on top of a cliff. […]
Interview With Jenny and her Shocking Apathy Towards Hansel and Gretel
It was just after 3:45pm on Monday afternoon, the first day of the work week, when I swiveled around in the chair in my cubicle. I was there working. I’m a Production Assistant at a television corporation in New York City. “Can I interview you for my blog?” I called to my cubicle-mate Jenny who […]
TEMPS
Happy Friday from me, my cell phone, my desk phone, my striped shirt and that white cardboard box behind me. I only work for one hour a day, therefore need assistance from a bunch of temps. Look at the pictures they left on my computer! It’s like so weird we all made the same poses. […]
It’s A Case!
Last night I had a dream. Strike that, it was an absolute nightmare. In it, my 24-hour-old IPHONE 4 rested innocently in my pocket. I received a text from none other than country singer Martina McBride. As I was reading the text that said, “Follow Your Dreams, Girl,” the phone slipped from my grasp, crashing […]
Makeup Your Mind
The only makeup I wear to work on a daily basis is mascara. I know what you are thinking, “Wait, you mean to tell me you are that beautiful and you only wear mascara? Not blush or foundation or lipstick?” Firstly, I would modestly look behind me towards the coffee maker to see if you […]
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