When Becky calls to check on the status of her lamp delivery, suppressed relationship feelings surface.
#thirdwheel
Anyone need to hire a group of 5 identical country singing sisters? Cause have I got the group for you.
Conjuring Mother Nature with lightening bolts. Want to make sure we are still on for the spa tomorrow. Receiving lightening bolts for her, is like receiving text messages. Luckily we both have unlimited.
I suffer from a type of body dysmorphia where whenever I look in the mirror, I see myself as a very social elderly woman.
best cure for a hangover includes eating popchips in the sun. while pretending I’m a rich old lady who is sitting in her estate’s garden reflecting on the past years of her life.
EXPERIMENTAL PHOTOBOOTH VIDEO
Minnie Mouse Brigade
6 Minnie Mouse costumed individuals followed me 25 blocks on my walk to work today.
Every time I turned around, they waved in unison.
Their identical faces looked so happy. It made me happy.
Baby Genius
Tonight, my cousin Sydney grabbed my chin and spoke her first words, “You is beautiful people. And don’t let no one tells you different.” Grammatically, the sentence was completely incorrect but I did not correct her. I don’t want to be known for discouraging 4 month olds.
